FUB WORLD HEADQUARTERS: Committed To Mediocrity Since 1955
No meal too big, no lunch too long, no nap unwelcome The 10 FUB Commandments:

1. Thou shalt not have purpose.
2. Too Much is Just the Right Amount
3. Semper scoopum
4. Though Shalt Not Achieve.
5. Eat and sleep lots on the sabbath, and other days
6. Avoid ambitious people
7. Don't do today what you can't put off until tomorrow.
8. Covet everything; you won't get it anyway
9. Accept the hamster-like proportions of your manhood.
10.
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